aikoheiwa:

I’ll just leave this here.

(via jackgaughan)

fuckinghomepage:

IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW NORTH KOREA USES ITS OWN LINUX-BASED OPERATING SYSTEM CALLED RED STAR OS?

TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

SPEAK UP WHEN SOMETHING IS BOTHERING YOU.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AGENTS IN THE FBI’S FUCKING HISTORY. more»

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via jackgaughan)

kellymagovern:

Combing the desert.

Spaceballs (1987)

(via technohell)

polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

(via tousledbirdmadgrrrl)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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