Knowledge is half the battle
Iwill marry myself
No one derps like Gaston
Gary Busey Lobsteraptor
Food
If you catch my drift
So much anger
Huzzah
EAT IT UP
RRMAZING
Snape already knows the answer
Avada kabacon
Your beard is gone
Sounds legit
(Source: demonicrosebush)
- I am going to quit my job
- I am going to get a shiny new job
- I am going to have the most kick ass of gardens
- And I will feast from the garden from July-October
- I am going to find an alright fella, who I don’t mind too much
- I am going to watch all sorts of new films
- And eat all sorts of fantastic food
- I am going to buy new sneakers, going back to red or green ones
Yeah. WHAT.
PLUS:
- I am going to find a ladies rugby team, and get badass fit
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
“If I wasn’t an actor, I think I’d have gone mad. You have to have extra voltage, some extra temperament to reach certain heights. Art is a little bit larger than life- it’s an exhalation of life and I think I you probably need a little touch of madness.”
Happy Birthday Laurence Kerr Olivier (May 22nd, 1907 - July 11th, 1989)
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Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
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